so dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay

today at work

customer:is my burger going to have pink slime in it?
me:I don't know sir I don't work at the meat processing plant, I just take the orders
customer:but I would like my burger to have pure unadulterated pink slime please
me:
customer:
me:
customer:
me:um, okay?
customer:thank you, I appreciate your toleration of my little moment of social satire
— 7 hours ago with 1 note
#I work at mcdonald's  #I swear to god this guy was the best person i've ever met  #he oozed sarcastic intelligence 
I gave mcdonald’s my two week notice and then applied to claire’s and old navy and aeropostale and I’m really happy about it so here is a picture of me being happy

I gave mcdonald’s my two week notice and then applied to claire’s and old navy and aeropostale and I’m really happy about it so here is a picture of me being happy

— 2 days ago with 4 notes
#me and my face